Hey Guys!

What's up guys?? How you assholes been? Sorry I couldn't throw the annual party this year, you know Bill Hall don't have shit on The Jenkins. You see The Jenkins' homerun the other day? I think J-Roll and Howard even tried to give me a high five! Hold on.

Oh, so he prefers I call him Jimmy. No biggie.

So I'm having and god damned blast with the Phillies. How is everything going there? How's Corey? I hear Joe D. is going to make the team. I miss his touch. Er....I mean I'm happy for him. I was crankin' the latest Jay Z album (have you heard of him?) yesterday just thinking about The Jenkins coming back to Milwaukee this summer. You see that full page ad in the JS? Hell fucking yeah, that's just how The Jenkins rolls.

Everyone is great here. I'm still getting to know most of the guys. Me and my boy Wes Helms been hanging out a lot, we closed down TGI's the other night after The Jenkins went yard! The Jenkins loves the Grapefruit league!

You guys take care - I'm going to see if Jimmy has gotten around to signing that baseball for my nephew. Its been a few weeks but its been busy here.