Hey!

Hey Ned! Hello? Ned! Crap, he must not have been able to hear me.

Maybe you can help me out - who is this "David Riske" guy? This guy who looks like Doug Davis showed up in our bullpen and actually went into the game today.

I was so ready to go too. I gave Ned the thumbs up that I was good to pitch...he smiled and told me he would be sure to bring me if the game was close, but I think he forgot about me! I had just finished "Hell's Bells" on my Ipod after Gagne got shelled and then this "Riske" guy gets the call to warm up? How do you pronounce that? Doesn't everyone know that the 10th is DBow time? I thought when they didn't bring me in during the 7th or 8th that I'd get the call in the 10th.

I'm sure the old phones at Wrigley were messed up and Ned just forgot about me.

Dammit - the locker room door is locked and no one is answering the door. I'm going to go hang out by the bus, if you guys see Ned will you tell him I'm looking for him?

Thanks.